No Carmel Apple for You

I want one freaking Carmel apple! Bought one at kroger the first day they came out and when I finally got ready to eat it the damn thing was covered in ants so I threw it out. Today while out at Reads Orchard I picked up a big juicy apple covered in homemade Carmel sauce and finely chopped nuts all locally grown. I just now got around to eating it and the fuggin thing has disappeared. Tomorrow I start a 60 day diet that is nothing but smoothies and crap. Why the hell couldn't I just have one mother hugging Carmel apple this year?! I'm like really pissed off about this! XD